crazy disney fan who laughs out of no where, eats ketchup & bananas with everything, misses dancing & a city girl still waiting for her prince charming.
  • 3x14 Killian:

    The monster you were gonna marry?

  • 4x04 Killian:

    I've seen you only on one date, and it was with a flying monkey.

  • 5x22 Killian:

    Unlike flying monkeys I don't hide engagement rings in the dessert.

  • 6x17 Killian:

    This Planet of the Apes movie makes me think of your ex-fiance, the flying monkey

  • 7x04 Killian:

    Swan, can we buy this stuffed monkey for Liam? Reminds me of, well, you know-

  • 8x12 Killian:

    Story time, Liam! Yes, your favorite. Once upon a time a princess was going to marry a monster-

  • 9x13 Killian:

    This Darwin fellow doesn't convince me, there's no way I evolved from your mother's ex-fiance

Reblogged from wtfcalida  360,175 notes

The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person. By

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)

#truedat

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